When it comes to communicating with God, children can be quite open and honest. Here are some gems that will make your day.
Daddy says your bigger than anything. Are you bigger than SHAQ!?!?!
Dear God –
Please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now.
Are you a ninja? Is that why I can’t see you?
please change the taste of asparugus. Its gross. Thanks.
I think the stapler is one of your greatest invention
I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible.
Please don’t come back before the next Cars movie.
If you give me genie lamp like Alladin I will give you anything you want except my money or my chess set.
If you let the dinasor not exstinct we would not have a country. You did the right thing.
We read Thos. Edison made light. But in Sun. school they said you did it. So I bet he stoled your idea.
There isn’t school in heaven is there?
I have scary dreems at night. Where do they come from, or should I ask the devil that?
Please send Dennis Clark to a different camp this year.
My turtle died. Is she there with you? If so, she likes lettuce.
My mommy told me whut you do. Who does it when you r on vacashun?