Need a laugh?
Check out these holy bloopers from REAL church bulletins!
- The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.
- The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.
- A new loudspeaker system has been installed in the church. It was given by one of our members in honor of his wife.
- The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility.
- Men’s Prayer Breakfast. No charge, but your damnation will be gratefully accepted.
- If you are going to be hospitalized for an operation, contact the pastor. Special prayer also for those who are seriously sick by request.
- The agenda was adopted…the minutes were approved… the financial secretary gave a grief report.