Holy Bloopers

Holy Bloopers! ~ Week of October 1

Check out this weeks holy bloopers for a good chuckle: Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 to 8:30 p.m. Please use the back door. The 1991 Spring Council Retreat will be hell May 10 and 11. The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession. Remember in prayer the [Continue reading »]

Fork with caption "Keep your fork!"

FOOD FOR THOUGHT ~ Keep your fork!

There was a young woman who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness and had been given three months to live. So as she was getting her things “in order,” she contacted her preacher and had him come to her house to discuss certain aspects of her final wishes. She told him which songs she wanted [Continue reading »]

Linda Meyer

Answering God’s Call

Linda Meyer, member of Heart of Longmont since 1996, had a mid-life calling that completely turned her career path around. She went from “hi-tech” to Licensed Local Pastor (LLP) of the 30-member Evans United Methodist Church, established in 1871. Having earned a bachelor’s degree and two master’s degrees, Meyer enjoyed successful careers while serving the Heart [Continue reading »]

Holy Bloopers

Holy Bloopers! ~ Week of September 24

Check out this weeks holy bloopers for a good chuckle: The choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir. At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be “What is Hell?” Come early and listen to our choir practice. The third verse of Blessed Assurance will be sung without [Continue reading »]